RHOA Season 6 Finale BRIEF recap & WWHL with NeNe Leakes (Palm Trees were flying EVERYWHERE)

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Let’s just get it in with WWHL Andy Cohen one on one with NeNe Leakes. Damn, NeNe, you’re not loyal to ANYONE! Cynthia has stood by you even during the worst of times (there were moments when she took a lot of heat out of her LOYALTY TO YOU, & now you say this crap)!!! NeNe, you have NO IDEA what “friendship” is, & I hope this interview has opened her eyes to how NeNe truly is!! NeNe, you have had a falling out with EVERYONE (Kandi, Marlo, Kenya, Phaedra, Kim, Sheree, & NOW Cynthia)!!! Yes, Cynthia appears weak when it comes to you, BUT she has NEVER TRASHED YOU!! This was absolutely distasteful NeNe, & I hope Cynthia DOES NOT become friends with you again. Marlo was right, “you have to kiss your a$$ to be your friend.” All I have to say about the finale is: Mama Joyce, get your act together, Cynthia was trying to be sexy for Peter, it was great seeing Todd & Kandi’s stageplay come together, Porsha actually did a good job, & RIP Velvet.

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Real Talk: NeNe, as much as I used to be a diehard fan of hers, she REALLY rubbed me the wrong way during her WWHL interview with Andy Cohen. NeNe doesn’t get along with anybody, & to say Kenya came on RHOA to cause dissension amongst the cast is DEAD WRONG!! NeNe, BEFORE Kenya joined the cast, you had gotten into it with Kim, Sheree, Kandi, & Phaedra already (now you can add Cynthia, Kenya, & Marlo to the list). For the last 2 seasons, Kenya has only had an issue with the same TWO PEOPLE: Porsha & Phaedra (who I think should not be back next season). With the RHOA season 6 reunion sneak peek, we get to see what REALLY went down between Kenya & Porsha. While I am a Kenya fan, Kenya was DEAD WRONG for sticking the scepter in Porsha face (Chile, Kenya brought a scepter AND a bullhorn, I guess that “Gone With Wind Fabulous Fan” wasn’t enough). Porsha was on the chopping block already, & I highly doubt her fighting Kenya helped save her spot next season. If it hadn’t been for Porsha’s divorce from Kordell, she wouldn’t have been back this season. IMO, it wasn’t really a “knock down drag out fight”, it was more like a scuffle on the floor & hair pulling, which resulted in Porsha being carried out by security (Jesus, fix it).

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Roundup: Apollo decides to appear on the RHOA reunion, & “explain” his current legal situation (get a LONG look at him, cause I have a feeling we won’t be seeing him or “Fakedra” next season cause while his legal issues will certainly keep us talking in season 7, y’all know good & well, Phaedra is NOT going to have Bravo film all the details of this mess on camera (who do y’all think Phaedra is, Teresa from RHONJ??? I don’t think so). Also in the promo, Mama Joyce jokes about “waiting on her peach.” Real talk: Bravo, please keep Mama Joyce OFF THE SHOW (I don’t want her holding a peach, lol)!! Kandi FINALLY puts NeNe in her place at the reunion (now if she would only do the same with Mama Joyce). Until next time, bye lovelies.

RHOA S6E20 – NeNe’s pi$$ poor apology & Porsha’s Diva- like demands!!

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NeNe, while I agree that Peter DOES have “b#%*h like” tendencies, as a friend, there are just certain things you DO NOT SAY!!! Has Peter been behaving like a b#%*h? YES (stay out of women’s business), HOWEVER, the delivery was 100% wrong! First, Gregg, the time to mention things was AT the masquerade ball, NOT AFTER (liquor courage will get your a$$ f#cked up)!! Second, NeNe, while I understood where you were coming from, you were 100% wrong in the way you presented your statement! Like Todd mentioned in the last episode, WATCH YOUR DELIVERY!! In the words of Hall & Oates, “I Can’t Go For That,” & Peter immediately checked NeNe saying how “disrespectful” she was in calling him that. Of course, NeNe NEVER thinks she’s wrong (she wears her a$$ on her shoulders)! NeNe, you don’t EVER step up in a man’s face like that… EVER!!! Gregg, as a MAN, you should’ve checked NeNe right away after she did that cause if Peter was the wrong type of guy, he would’ve knocked NeNe’s a$$ off (so she was actually lucky that it was Peter & not another man). Third, Cynthia, Cynthia, Cynthia… WHAT THE F#CK WERE YOU THINKING STANDING YOUR A$$ THERE & NOT CHECKING NENE THE MOMENT SHE CALLED PETER A B#%*H???? Trust & believe, if any chick stepped to my man the way NeNe stepped to Peter, I would put my foot so far up her a$$, surgery wouldn’t get it out!! Cynthia, there’s a time to be classy, & there’s a time to set it off, & boo boo you should’ve set it off in that motherf#%ker!! To hell with a friend contract, NeNe crossed the line, & you allowed it. Peter, right or wrong, ALWAYS defends you, the least you could’ve done, Cynthia, was return the favor. Trust & believe, if you don’t hold your man down, another b#%*h will!

 

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I can barely skate & talk, now I have to sing, talk, & dance. DAMN

Now, everybody is back in ATLANTA, Kandi is back to business as usual. Don Juan had me ROTFL tonight (Mariah Carey demands, I can’t find my give a f#ck card, Porsha’s on tour, & Kandi TRIED IT with “Porsha’s opening for Kenya’s twirl tour”) LMAO!!! Porsha, you’re not Mariah, Beyonce, Rihanna, or anyone else who has what is called TALENT!!! Get off your high horse, & put forth some damn effort with your “2+2 does not =4” ass!!! Why in the hell do you have an understudy ANYWAY? Oh, I know, because you’re the ONLY ONE THAT CAN BE REPLACED!! Last time I checked you ARE NOT Shirley Murdoch, Vivica Fox, Michelle Williams, Elise Neal, or any other REAL singer/actress who has done stageplays!!! Apparently Porsha’s lawyer has advised her to have her own dressing room, equal billing along with the other stars, gas mileage covered to & from rehearsals & live performances, etc… Kandi & Don Juan immediately shuts Porsha “I can’t sing, talk, & dance at the same time” Williams down about her unreasonable demands. Her resume is ONLY a sentence long, so why the HELL she thought Don Juan & Kandi would take her seriously.

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It was so great seeing Kandi returning to her high school, Tri-Cities, & visiting the students there & providing them with words of encouragement (2 lucky students were given the chance to showcase their skills in Kandi’s stageplay). Also joining Kandi at Tri-Cities was D. Woods & Victor Jackson (who were also graduates there). It’s always great seeing someone in a position of power going back to the community that provided them with such a solid foundation!! Also, I think it’s cool for the kids to see that if their favorite celebrities can make it, so can they!! It was such a sweet moment seeing Kandi reunite with her favorite teacher (be real, WE ALL HAVE A FAVORITE TEACHER, & if you don’t, that’s a DAMN SHAME)!!Image

Later we see Kenya taking, yet, another step towards motherhood. Kenya, while I understand your need to become a mother (the void you want to fill cause your mother was not around, I am sympathetic to that), BUT you REALLY need to straighten up your life BEFORE you embark on motherhood. The whole baby doll scene was RIDICULOUS! Kenya, you’re a GROWN WOMAN, if you want to practice call up a friend (if you can find one) & ask them if you can babysit their child for a few days, you don’t babysit a GODDAMN DOLL, that’s what you do in junior high/high school! The only part I thought was funny was when it came to naming the “faux baby,” you TRIED IT when you said “I don’t wanna name by baby Apollo cause I don’t it going to jail, I can’t name her Porsha cause I want her to be able to point out the United States on a map, & I don’t wanna name her NeNe cause I want her to have hair.” Heffa, you tried it!!

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Kandi, Shirley Murdoch, Eddie Levert (YESSS GAWD, HONEY), D. Woods, & the rest of the cast of “A Mother’s Love” (even a little cameo by Funky dineva) were rehearsing, all EXCEPT the pretend wannabe diva of the group (who was probably easily replaceable) Porsha, who was still waiting for her contract to be negotiated. Don Juan, Victor, & Kandi ALL read Porsha for “40 days & 40 nights.” The line of the night “The Twirl Tour starring Kenya & Porsha is coming to a chitlin circuit near you.” DEAD, hahahahaha!

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Don’t say that $hit again about me & Kenya

While everyone else was working, Porsha was at a club twerking (see how I did that)! Porsha was getting her swirl on with an incredibly cute guy who was showing her some golf lessons. When it was time to exchange information, Porsha gave one of the DUMBEST excuses any GROWN woman could ever give… EVER!!! “I’m in between phones?” Porsha, be real girl, you know DAMN WELL your phone is disconnected. LOL. You are TOO DAMN GROWN to be lying like that. BTW, instead of clubbin, your a$$ should have been at rehearsal for Kandi’s play. If anything, you should call him, & get that party started (if his credit score is high, then you know he’s good to go, if you know what I mean)!!

 

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Now it’s time for the awkward confrontation between NeNe, Gregg, Patricia (I mean, Peter), & Cynthia post-Mexi-loco!! NeNe offers up a pi$$ poor apology for calling Patricia a bitch, saying “I wasn’t acling you a bitch, I meant you were acting like a bitch.” Does anybody else feel there was difference between the 2? If so, please raise your hand (crickets, crickets, crickets). NeNe then goes on to say that she can’t apologize for her genuine feelings. By the end of the night, George & Weezy Jefferson makes amends with James & Florida Evans & all is good in the hood again (yeah, I bet)!!

In next week’s episode, Are Cynthia & Patricia/ Peter going for broke AGAIN (have these 2 ever heard of “saving for a rainy day”)??? & Todd finally tells Mama Payne how he feels, & of course, Mama Payne (oops, I mean Mama Joyce has something to say).

 

BBW LA S3E6 – Palm Springs Becomes The “Thrilla in Manilla” When Sundy Get’s Her A$$ Popped

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Whoever said that “crunchy edges” not being in Palm Springs would prevent any drama (Sundy “Poodle” Carter’s simple a$$ said this) was a goddamn lie cause things got “turnt up” real quick the moment Malaysia & Draya walked in the door to join Brandi, “Poodle,” & Jackie. So, let’s get it in! As Draya & Malaysia arrives in Palm Springs, both ladies are “naked wasted,” & Jackie isn’t all that thrilled. When Draya expresses how she had no desire to come to Palm Springs, “Poodle” doesn’t take well to the comment. “Poodle” then asks Draya why would she even bother showing up if she had no desire to be there, & that’s when silently takes “Poodle” to task, & of course, Jackie $hitstarter” Christie, has to mention what Draya said (keep in mind, that at this point Sundy had already left the room & DID NOT hear what Draya said… so much for wanting the ladies to come together, Jackie). Brandi, (who has quickly become my favorite newbie this season (overlooking that little incident with her & “Poodle” in the 1st episode)) was not feeling Jackie’s shady stunt, “What are you even doing, Jackie? She didn’t even hear her.”

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“Poodle” who is absolutely pissed off now, decides she wants call Draya out on her past as a stripper, addressing her as “Miami (umm, excuse me “Poodle,” but aren’t you the one who had a baby for a MARRIED MAN, & has a criminal past, but I digress). Then “Poodle” then commits the ultimate foul, & brings up Draya’s son, who has NOTHING to do with this. Side note, isn’t Sundy “Poodle” Carter the one whose daughter is caught kissing a d#*k in a pic, yet you have the nerve to come for Draya’s son, who is ONLY A LITTLE CHILD, Really, trick?? Sundy dares her to come round the sofa. At this point, Draya has had enough, & decides to “put them paws on her” (S/O to Lil Scrappy). Real talk, when you mention someone’s child, that’s an OPEN INVITATION to get yo’ a$$ whooped (I don’t care who you are. In the words of the late great Bernie Mac, “You have to shut what they call the f#ck up!”).

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Draya is very emotional, & points the blame RIGHTFULLY SO at Jackie. Of course, Jackie backpedals, & makes it all about her, & how her daughter hates her, & that she can relate to Draya. Draya is heated & Brandi & Malaysia still tries to calm her down, while Jackie’s “thin hairline ass” goes to check on Sundy. “Poodle” is pissed off now, & she wants to put on her sneakers cause she’s ready to fight (uh, you wait til you got your ass whooped to be ready to fight??? Did you or did you not just challenge Draya to “come round that sofa?” What did you think was gonna happen after you insulted her AND her son (Draya wasn’t gonna grab your hand & sing “We Are Family”)???

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Jackie “encourages” “Poodle” to calm down cause everything is gonna be fine (cause your word is so golden, right, Jackie?). Draya later shows Jackie the respect that she didn’t show her, & tells her about Chantel & what Orlando told her. Of course, Jackie backpedals, & wishes Draya the best in her relationship with Orlando, & tries to play peacemaker, & attempts to have “Poodle” & Draya make amends. Is it me, or was I the only one hoping that Jackie would get her ass handed to her next?? Sundy’s simple ass decides she wants payback, comes in the living room, & decides to toss a drink in Draya’s face, while Jackie’s instigating ass tosses a pillow to stop Sundy. Really, b#%*h? A damn pillow? In what world do you throw a pillow to stop someone from throwing $hit at you???

After the dust settles, the ladies gather poolside & decides to play nice, & clear the air. Draya & “Poodle” go at it (cause we all know that Sundy is straight up jealous of Draya). Jackie points out how all of the ladies played a role in Draya vs “Poodle.” Uh, Jackie, you’re the one who f#%ked things up from the jump by opening that “gate” you call a mouth. Brandi said it best, “this group is bipolar.” Jackie gives TMI when she says how her & Doug (I swear, these 2 are gay swingers) fantasize about Malaysia, who is absolutely disgusted to hear this (it won’t happen in this life or the next). All of a sudden, Sundy decides to go skinny dipping in the pool, & run around naked. Ooookay.

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You got knocked the f#%k out!!!

At the dinner table, Sundy & Draya talk about their situations as single mothers (which results in “Poodle” shedding crocodile tears). Draya states a valid point on how she’s tired of people attacking her at every giving turn. So you would think the episode would come to a peaceful end here, right? WRONG, cause the next morning Sundy looks like she got hit in the eye with “a bag of nickels,” LMAO. Malaysia & Draya take “Poodle” to task for being disrespectful, & Sundy could care less with her “poodle” ass, & doesn’t apologize. Jackie, of course, decides to stir the pot, & accuses Draya of “playing the victim.” Brandi, then goes on to say how doesn’t consider Draya a friend cause she doesn’t use the word loosely.

Next week, Jackie’s sprung daughter, Chantel, returns! Real talk, Chantel wanted the “D,” Orlando wasn’t gonna give it to her, & now she’s bitter & all “caught up” in her emotions!

 

 

 

 

Basketball Wives LA S3E5 _ HO TO HOUSEWIFE

This episode was filled with shade, shade, more shade (mostly from Jackie & “Poodle”), even a funny GIF moment courtesy from “crunchy edges” herself, & classic one-liners courtesy from Malaysia & Draya! So, let’s get it in!

Crunchy edges gives Jackie a tour of her “business,” & tries to rehash what happened at the GLAAD event. Crunchy edges decides to tell her side of the story about her “run-in” with Malaysia, & they discuss Draya’s absence. In response to Malaysia’s “dry-ass” hello, Brittish (see, I know her name) gave us this memorable moment: Image

Then, Jackie attempts to give a SHADY A$$ READ to Draya: “The mileage on her body is in the 40s. 50s! She’s really older. She’s used and abused herself to the point of no return so now you gotta man that’s willing to say, ‘Okay, you dirty, you filthy – come here. Let me bathe you and wash you cause you so dirty and filthy. And then we’ll buy you some stuff to make you look pretty.’ You know what I’m saying? But you cannot make a ho into a housewife.” Really, Jackie?? You & that “closet freak”, Doug, you’re married to act’s more like a bitch, & less like your husband. Malaysia & Draya are rehashing the drama of the GLAAD event (especially Brittish), & Malaysia is OVER IT. “I have no interest in getting to know her. Looking at her dry-ass hair. Looking at them saggy ass titties.”- you tell her, Malaysia. Malaysia goes on to say how ratchet “crunchy edges” got (sorry, but I had to), & how she took her shoes off threatening Malaysia. “You don’t get ratchet in front of the boo… ugh, that’s just ugly.” Now, If Draya knows how to carry herself in public, then so should “crunchy edges.” Then Malaysia gives the BEST one-liner of the night : “You can’t present yourself like trash, & expect me to treat you as treasure.”

Brandi & Malaysia touch base about Brandi’s IVF appointment. Brandi discusses her fear about having another child, then she talks about the IVF shots & Malaysia lends her support. Jackie & “Poodle” (I call her “poodle” cause she can’t make a move unless Jackie pulls the leash) decide to go visit a businessman about developing her own cognac. Jackie, you ain’t Diddy, & your cognac WILL NOT be Ciroq. Lorenzo & “crunchy edges” are at home discussing his career options. They both discuss Germany, & Lorenzo mentions how he loves how “Americanized” (is that even a word???) Germany is, then crunchy edges says she doesn’t like how ratchet & disrespectful “Germany chicks” are (uhhh, excuse me, but weren’t you the one who was ratchet at Jackie’s GLAAD event???).

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Brandi, Malaysia, & “poodle” decide to meet together, & clear the air. they agree to go to Palm Springs (Brandi brings it up, then Sundy (without an “a”) agrees, & Malaysia’s like “I’ll go as long as “crunchy edges” don’t go). Once again, Lorenzo & “crunchy edges” are anticipating a phone call from his agent. “Crunchy edges” will stay in LA, & take care of business. Is it me, or don’t B ball players go & play overseas when they can’t cut it in the NBA?? She gets all emotional when she finds out that Lorenzo has to leave the very next day, “Like, I don’t want you to leave tomorrow. This is so overwhelming, I didn’t have to work then cause I was able to go with you. Now, I have to work, & I can’t be there for you, & it’s like the worse thing ever.” Teardrops, Teardrops… Boo hoo hoo, Lorenzo is like, “Girl, shut the hell up so I can go & make this money.” Brandi, Draya, & Malaysia discuss Palm Springs, & Draya & Malaysia ain’t having it! Draya is very hesitant, & rightfully so cause Jackie “$hitstarter” Christie is always up to no good. “I ain’t got time for bitches to be messin up my stuff.” – Draya, girl, I know the feeling! Brandi attempts to encourage the ladies “poodle” one more chance. Sundy (without an “a”) gives her the heads up about Palm Springs. “Poodle” decides not to invite crunchy edges, & Jackie ain’t having it! “Poodle” continues talkin outta her a$$ about trying to make peace.

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Jackie and “Poodle” finally get to Palm Springs and Brandi was the 1st to join them. No one knows if Malaysia & Draya are coming to Pam Springs, but it’s obvious that “crunchy edges” won’t be in the mix. Jackie takes this opportunity to “school” Brandi on staying out of it if things “get real” between her & Draya (well Jackie, make sure you keep your poodle on a leash cause your dog is gonna roam free when Draya arrives in Palm Springs).

Next week, it’s Draya vs “Poodle” (I guess she broke free from the leash).

RHOA S6E17 “He Said, She Said”

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First of all, I have a few questions: Are these ladies schoolgirls or grown women( I thought telling your friends they can’t be friends with your “rival” was something you did in junior high/high school)? Wasn’t NeNe the one who told Kenya “No b#%*h will ever tell me who I can & cannot be friends with” yet she told Marlo NOT to be friends with Kenya?? Could someone PLEASE tell me if Peter was being a b#%*h to Porsha cause he wants so badly to hold a peach next season? Newsflash Peter: Try starting a restaurant/bar ON YOUR DAMN OWN, that way we won’t assume that you can’t support yourself without Cynthia’s money!! Kenya, I’m gonna need you to stop kissing NeNe’s a$$ (NO ONE is that important that you have to be their doormat). NeNe, I hate to break it to you, but you’re not God’s gift to the universe! I love Ms. Lawrence, but if this was a couple’s trip, WHERE WAS KENYA’S AFRICAN PRINCE (I like you Kenya, & I’m want to give you the benefit of a doubt, but that’s puzzling to me)?? Phaedra, it amazes me how you ALWAYS come for Kenya (I get it, she texted your man, & you’re still pissed, BUT, it takes two to text), BUT you NEVER check Apollo (next week when Apollo tells Kenya “I could have slept with you if I wanted to… you’re an attractive woman, & any man could fall victim to that” I wonder if you’re going to place ALL THE BLAME on Kenya or will you CHECK YO MAN FIRST). The funniest moment was when Gregg jumped on the bed in Mexico, & started spanking himself (often times I have more fun watching Gregg than NeNe sometimes), hahaha!

While this “Kiss NeNe A$$ Month” is starting to be tiresome with Kenya, she did make a valid point with in regards to Porsha’s marriage to Kordellia. Real Talk: IMO, I think Porsha DID agree to be Kordellia’s beard, BUT in the process genuinely fell in love with him, BUT because of their “arrangement” it became too much to deal with! KORDELL: you know damn well that Porsha DID NOT suggest a divorce, she had nothing to gain from it! The time to diffuse these allegations was when the divorce FIRST HAPPENED, why wait until RHOA season 6 starts filming BEFORE setting the record straight? Common sense tell anyone that filing for a divorce was HIS idea, not Porsha’s (Porsha suffered a miscarriage, wanted to have another child, attended counseling, & we watched Porsha argue with Kordellia about juggling marriage, motherhood, & a career… & homeboy was NOT having it). Since Porsha wanted to be her own woman WITHIN her marriage, he didn’t like it, & decided to cut her loose… point, blank, period!! Kordell’s dusty hammerhead a$$ didn’t like her family, & decided to end the marriage (in a b#%*h a$$ way). BTW, Porsha left her house with him to spend time with her family (he was acting like Porsha was spending time with another  dude)!

That dinner was VERY AWKWARD!! Peter, instead of focusing SO HARD on everybody else’s business, try keeping yours opened (cause everyone knows you’re the foreclosure & bankruptcy KING). Cynthia, for a woman who talks plenty of s#%t in her confessionals, you say NOTHING in public (I see why you & Peter are married, he pulls the strings (Geppetto), & you dance (Pinocchio)). Kudos to Kandi, NeNe, & Gregg (for being the man that Peter WILL NEVER be) for coming to Porsha’s defense! When Phaedra & Apollo finally arrived (yes people, they were late), ALMOST everyone cheered. Phaedra, I don’t know if you’re oblivious to what’s going on, or just plain arrogant, but remember this “The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.” IMO, Apollo saw how good Kenya was looking at that “Pillow Talk” party, & homeboy had a prison flashback, & took it ALL out on Brandon! Last season, he grabbed Kenya by the a$$ & jumped in the pool, this season…. Until next week!!