NeNe, while I agree that Peter DOES have “b#%*h like” tendencies, as a friend, there are just certain things you DO NOT SAY!!! Has Peter been behaving like a b#%*h? YES (stay out of women’s business), HOWEVER, the delivery was 100% wrong! First, Gregg, the time to mention things was AT the masquerade ball, NOT AFTER (liquor courage will get your a$$ f#cked up)!! Second, NeNe, while I understood where you were coming from, you were 100% wrong in the way you presented your statement! Like Todd mentioned in the last episode, WATCH YOUR DELIVERY!! In the words of Hall & Oates, “I Can’t Go For That,” & Peter immediately checked NeNe saying how “disrespectful” she was in calling him that. Of course, NeNe NEVER thinks she’s wrong (she wears her a$$ on her shoulders)! NeNe, you don’t EVER step up in a man’s face like that… EVER!!! Gregg, as a MAN, you should’ve checked NeNe right away after she did that cause if Peter was the wrong type of guy, he would’ve knocked NeNe’s a$$ off (so she was actually lucky that it was Peter & not another man). Third, Cynthia, Cynthia, Cynthia… WHAT THE F#CK WERE YOU THINKING STANDING YOUR A$$ THERE & NOT CHECKING NENE THE MOMENT SHE CALLED PETER A B#%*H???? Trust & believe, if any chick stepped to my man the way NeNe stepped to Peter, I would put my foot so far up her a$$, surgery wouldn’t get it out!! Cynthia, there’s a time to be classy, & there’s a time to set it off, & boo boo you should’ve set it off in that motherf#%ker!! To hell with a friend contract, NeNe crossed the line, & you allowed it. Peter, right or wrong, ALWAYS defends you, the least you could’ve done, Cynthia, was return the favor. Trust & believe, if you don’t hold your man down, another b#%*h will!
I can barely skate & talk, now I have to sing, talk, & dance. DAMN
Now, everybody is back in ATLANTA, Kandi is back to business as usual. Don Juan had me ROTFL tonight (Mariah Carey demands, I can’t find my give a f#ck card, Porsha’s on tour, & Kandi TRIED IT with “Porsha’s opening for Kenya’s twirl tour”) LMAO!!! Porsha, you’re not Mariah, Beyonce, Rihanna, or anyone else who has what is called TALENT!!! Get off your high horse, & put forth some damn effort with your “2+2 does not =4” ass!!! Why in the hell do you have an understudy ANYWAY? Oh, I know, because you’re the ONLY ONE THAT CAN BE REPLACED!! Last time I checked you ARE NOT Shirley Murdoch, Vivica Fox, Michelle Williams, Elise Neal, or any other REAL singer/actress who has done stageplays!!! Apparently Porsha’s lawyer has advised her to have her own dressing room, equal billing along with the other stars, gas mileage covered to & from rehearsals & live performances, etc… Kandi & Don Juan immediately shuts Porsha “I can’t sing, talk, & dance at the same time” Williams down about her unreasonable demands. Her resume is ONLY a sentence long, so why the HELL she thought Don Juan & Kandi would take her seriously.
It was so great seeing Kandi returning to her high school, Tri-Cities, & visiting the students there & providing them with words of encouragement (2 lucky students were given the chance to showcase their skills in Kandi’s stageplay). Also joining Kandi at Tri-Cities was D. Woods & Victor Jackson (who were also graduates there). It’s always great seeing someone in a position of power going back to the community that provided them with such a solid foundation!! Also, I think it’s cool for the kids to see that if their favorite celebrities can make it, so can they!! It was such a sweet moment seeing Kandi reunite with her favorite teacher (be real, WE ALL HAVE A FAVORITE TEACHER, & if you don’t, that’s a DAMN SHAME)!!
Later we see Kenya taking, yet, another step towards motherhood. Kenya, while I understand your need to become a mother (the void you want to fill cause your mother was not around, I am sympathetic to that), BUT you REALLY need to straighten up your life BEFORE you embark on motherhood. The whole baby doll scene was RIDICULOUS! Kenya, you’re a GROWN WOMAN, if you want to practice call up a friend (if you can find one) & ask them if you can babysit their child for a few days, you don’t babysit a GODDAMN DOLL, that’s what you do in junior high/high school! The only part I thought was funny was when it came to naming the “faux baby,” you TRIED IT when you said “I don’t wanna name by baby Apollo cause I don’t it going to jail, I can’t name her Porsha cause I want her to be able to point out the United States on a map, & I don’t wanna name her NeNe cause I want her to have hair.” Heffa, you tried it!!
Kandi, Shirley Murdoch, Eddie Levert (YESSS GAWD, HONEY), D. Woods, & the rest of the cast of “A Mother’s Love” (even a little cameo by Funky dineva) were rehearsing, all EXCEPT the pretend wannabe diva of the group (who was probably easily replaceable) Porsha, who was still waiting for her contract to be negotiated. Don Juan, Victor, & Kandi ALL read Porsha for “40 days & 40 nights.” The line of the night “The Twirl Tour starring Kenya & Porsha is coming to a chitlin circuit near you.” DEAD, hahahahaha!
Don’t say that $hit again about me & Kenya
While everyone else was working, Porsha was at a club twerking (see how I did that)! Porsha was getting her swirl on with an incredibly cute guy who was showing her some golf lessons. When it was time to exchange information, Porsha gave one of the DUMBEST excuses any GROWN woman could ever give… EVER!!! “I’m in between phones?” Porsha, be real girl, you know DAMN WELL your phone is disconnected. LOL. You are TOO DAMN GROWN to be lying like that. BTW, instead of clubbin, your a$$ should have been at rehearsal for Kandi’s play. If anything, you should call him, & get that party started (if his credit score is high, then you know he’s good to go, if you know what I mean)!!
Now it’s time for the awkward confrontation between NeNe, Gregg, Patricia (I mean, Peter), & Cynthia post-Mexi-loco!! NeNe offers up a pi$$ poor apology for calling Patricia a bitch, saying “I wasn’t acling you a bitch, I meant you were acting like a bitch.” Does anybody else feel there was difference between the 2? If so, please raise your hand (crickets, crickets, crickets). NeNe then goes on to say that she can’t apologize for her genuine feelings. By the end of the night, George & Weezy Jefferson makes amends with James & Florida Evans & all is good in the hood again (yeah, I bet)!!
In next week’s episode, Are Cynthia & Patricia/ Peter going for broke AGAIN (have these 2 ever heard of “saving for a rainy day”)??? & Todd finally tells Mama Payne how he feels, & of course, Mama Payne (oops, I mean Mama Joyce has something to say).